Jul 05
- Joey: I just don't think that I want it that way though, you know? I mean, let's say I do make it, all right? I'm always gonna look back and wonder if it was because of my talent or because of... y'know, the Little General.
- Chandler: Didn't you use to call it the Little Major?
- Joey: Yeah, but after Denise DeMarco, I had to promote it.
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Jul 04
Chandler: I’m not so good with the advice… Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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Jul 03
- Rachel: Joey, I'm really sorry that I lied to you. I was just trying to make things...
- Joey: I know. I know.
- Rachel: It kinda worked. I mean you know, I don't know about you but I haven't thought about our thing since all this.
- Joey: Hey you're right. Yeah, it's kinda been like us again a little bit.
- Rachel: Yeah I know. I miss that.
- Joey: Me too. I mean I... haven't thought at all about how I put myself out there and said all that stuff and how you didn't feel the same way about me and-and how it was really awkward.
- [long, awkward pause]
- Rachel: My gynecologist tried to kill me.
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Jul 02
- [At an audition]
- Joey: Come on, give me another chance. I can do a southern accent.
- [with Jamaican accent]
- Joey: Ya, mon.
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Jul 01
- Phoebe: So let's say I'm the interviewer and I'm meeting you for the first time. Okay. Hi. Come on in, I'm uh, Regina Philange.
- Chandler: Chandler Bing.
- Phoebe: Bing, what an unusual name.
- Chandler: Well you should meet my uncle, Bada.
- [pause]
- Chandler: I'll let myself out.
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Jun 30
Ross: If you’re going to call me names, I would prefer Ross, the Divorce Force. It’s just cooler.
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Jun 29
- [Joey and Chandler are trying to break into a closet]
- Joey: Do you have a bobby pin?
- Chandler: Wait.
- [runs hands through hair]
- Chandler: Oh, that's right. I'm NOT an eight year-old girl.
- Joey: Really? Then why do you throw like one?
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Jun 27
- Rachel: I'm not someone who goes after a guy five minutes after he's divorced.
- Monica: No, you go after them five minutes before they get married...
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Jun 26
- Joey: Age...?
- Patient: Can't you work that out by my date of birth?
- Joey: I'm a doctor, not a mathematician.
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Jun 25
- Chandler: Pizza's on the way. I told you we wouldn't have to get up.
- Joey: What if we have to pee?
- [pause]
- Chandler: I'll cancel the sodas...
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